Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Bunch of Cunts.

BNP membership list fell onto the internet. Hilarious.

Unfortunately, there's four in New Zealand.

Google "wikileaks", if you're curious.

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Wednesday, 5 November 2008


Well, the good guys won. I myself am on the second bottle of cheap sparkling wine. Also, I'll now be recyling my Obama t-shirt as a car wash flannel thing. Because it's not healthy to walk around with your president's name on your chest.

Congratulations, America. I fucking love you, the third greatest country in the world. Don't fuck it up now.

Sunday, 2 November 2008

Rugby League "World" Cup.

I hate to say this, but come the fuck on, Australia.

You can stick your queen up your fucking bollocks.

Saturday, 1 November 2008

Life On Mars.

I would like to take time off work next week to watch the American election results. I have my bottle of bourbon all ready for celebration/drown my sorrows.

Unfortunately, the International Date Line completely pickles my head, and I am not sure what day I need off. I think I want Wednesday 5th November, New Zealand time, off work. But I am not sure. It is all very, very confusing. Universal Global Time can't happen soon enough.