Mad Skillz...

The Welsh Pharmacist has many skills. These include

1) Staring down a half-crazed, benzodiazepine-fuelled Special Brew Special Crew nutter without crying.

2) Driving like a Special Brew Special Crew nutter.

3) Turning into an idiot when talking to attractive women (Real life example: ending up talking at some woman about tabletting the other day. She went away. They all do in the end)

4) Imaginative cursing

5) Being adored by pensioners, unless I'm stealing their pensions (Apparently, I stole someone's pension. Don't know how, or why)

6) Scaring babies and small children

However, none of these are going to help me get the job of my dreams. (Although they may come in useful if I get the job of my dreams).

I need some real skills, that I can put on a CV, and that will Look Good.