1) Milton Keynes Dons. A plastic, transplanted, futile abomination. I hope they go out of business.
2) England Rugby team 2001-2003. England, 2003 World Champions. The largest collection of cunts in one place since the Nuremberg trials. Mike Fucking Catt coming on at half-time and kicking the Protectors Of Virtue And Righteousness out of the game. Mike Catt, you bastard. Mike Fucking Catt. It still makes me angry.
3) Straylia cricket, and that chimp-faced arsehole Ricky Punter.