Mr Constantine: " Are my tablets in yet, love?"
Attractive Shop Girl : "Ooh, is it a big one?"
Me[sotto voce] : "heh heh heh, bet he thinks it is, heh heh heh. God, I need a new job."
Mr Constantine's Wife: "Ooh yes dear, big and bulky, just the way I like it"
Attractive Shop Girl goes bright red with embarrasment.
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