Monday 19 May 2008

Two nations, four languages

What the hell is toast bread, and how is it different from normal bread that gets toasted?

You have a paddock, I have a field.

Chips are crisps, unless they're chips, in which case they're hot chips.

You have gumboots, I have wellies.

You do vacuuming, I do hoovering.

You have good quality beer, we poison our natives with Carling.

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